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Tuesday, May 5, 2009 @ 4:44 PM
Funny news

I was is school today when huza gave me this website and asked me to take a look at in.
So iv decided to post it up for all of you to read.

Secretary bites off boss' penis

Singapore (May 4, 2009) : A secretary bit off the private parts of her boss in a freak accident during their sex romp in a car.

The incident happened in a car park in East Coast Park in Singapore over the weekend.

According to a Singapore evening paper's report, which was picked up by the Malaysian Chinese dailies today, the 30-year-old married woman was performing oral sex on the man when a van reversed into their car, causing her to snap her jaws shut.

What happened not only shocked the couple but also her husband, who after being tipped off by a private eye had rushed to the scene, and was about to pounce on the pair when the accident happened.

The private eye called an ambulance to send the courting couple to hospital.

The woman's insurance agent husband, also 30, had hired the private eye after some intimate SMSes sent to her handphones raised his suspicion.

The private eye, telling the paper what he saw was the most horrible scene in his entire career, said the fuming husband now wanted to divorce his wife.

The report did not say whether doctors managed to reattach the severed penis.

Source:http://www.thesundaily.com/article.cfm?id=33020

Looks like the husband got sort of a revenge while the poor chap got his just deserves.
And man! That has really gotta hurt! Talk about no more father day. =)

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Knock You Down
by Keri Hilson Ft Ne-Yo & Kanye West

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